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Hey everyone check out Jenesis looking like a complete fuckward in the members only forums

Handee — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 16:17:00 GMT

I put it there so he will be even more pissed off when he looks for it :)

Barrf, guild leader of Aces Over Kings (Thelanis) chats with a Legion member

Handee — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 16:52:00 GMT

(Tell): You tell sarcosoul, 'hey i heard about that guild legion, thats the guild that was destroyed by the Aces Over Kings guys on the other server, wow what a brutal thread that was'

(Tell): Sarcosoul tells you, 'enjoy your time off'

(Tell): You tell Sarcosoul, 'time off? for what i was just saying that it was brutal i didnt know that was a crime'

(Tell): You tell Sarcosoul, 'actually i checked u out on your the thelanis servers and was interested in joining legion for a day, that still cost 25 mana pots?'

The Denxien Story

Handee — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 19:09:00 GMT

After joining a littany group and kindly baiting Denxien he decides to change the subject because the group was getting pissed at him for swearing at me, so he says that he doesnt understand the story of Ka Tan from Littany:

(Party): [To Party] its a pretty easy storyline would u like me to explain it to you denxien?

He says: Yes Heffty

I start it off normal....then I embelish :)

(Party): [To Party] he was one of the abbots minions

(Party): [To Party] basically katan was an arcane archer and wasnt as good as the other minions so instead of having special powers he was left alone to pew pew his way around stormreach and the other bosses laughed at him so he became angry

He says: Yeah we will see who has more kills

(Party): [To Party] so thats why he is in here he finally gave up his bow but as you can all see he is the doormat of this quest and everyone still laughs at him

(Party): [To Party] katan joined a guild once and the guild hated him as mich as the abbots other minions so they booted him and everyone laughed again

He says : Yeah but in the end he defeats the Abbot right?

(Party): [To Party] nope thats not how the story goes, he was the server joke and tried to speak out on the abbots forums but everyone again laughed at him and so he joined another guild because he was a hero to that guild because they didnt know any better

Flustered he starts saying something but I interupt

(Party): [To Party] ah bumer i gotta run my guild needs to get together and have a good chuckle over something good luck and destroy that pew pewer like all pew pewer get destroyed

Then I left because I would rather beat my balls into testicle pacncakes with a hammer than play with that douche bag how hasnt seen pussy since his mom gave birth to him.

Emttrant the douche

Handee — Fri, 14 May 2010 09:23:00 GMT

Emttrants facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Trantham/1644603113

(Tell): You tell EMTTRANTSOS, 'james trantham whats up this morning, how are the sales at building 19?

(Tell): Emttrantsos tells you, 'enjoying yourself i see'

(Tell): You tell Emttrantsos, 'i always have a good time man'

(Tell): You tell Emttrantsos, 'hows the storytelling going?'

(Tell): Emttrantsos tells you, 'im sure you do at other peoples expense, but that is just the way you are'

(Tell): You tell Emttrantsos, 'na man its all good, btw who are angela james and amber brandt they look real good'

(Tell): Emttrantsos tells you, 'enjoying facebook freak . .. would it make it easier if i gave you my ssn, since you enjoy stalking me so much'

(Tell): You tell Emttrantsos, 'what are u talking about bud?'

(Tell): Emttrantsos tells you, 'u know what im talkin about, u are a pretty sick person, im fine with this, i find it entertaining, u getting any help?

(Tell): You tell Emttrantsos, 'idk what your talking about, maybe you are just playing though we know u love the drama as much as u like sex in the city 2, lol anyway just thought id say hi to my old friend'

(Tell): You tell Emttrantsos, 'i may be in the New Bedford area and may swing by building 19 to say hi and see if there is any good stuff cheap'

(Tell): Emttrantsos tells you, 'your mother was herethe other day, she's pretty cheap,'

(Tell): You tell Emttrantsos, 'dude lol youre such a jokster. lol, like the time u tried to convice people u were a paramedic who had graduated from college, that was hillariious considering u had dropped out of high school what after our sophmore year?'

hey tarrant suck my fucking dick but try not to choke on my lagre sack

Handee — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:40:00 GMT

Thanx Pal, good to see you again. Im flattered that you have such an obsession with what I post even when it is completely truthful. Speaking of truthful, maybe next time when u say the ban will come off at 9:00 AM, you could actually take it off at 9:00 AM not at 10:20 AM. I would ask to speak to your boss but we both know you got a pretty good set up over there where there isnt anyone to hold you accountable when you yourself specifically harrass and single people out. Anyway Im off to repsond to the post that was wishing me a happy birthday that I couldnt respond to because somebody likes to flex their forum muscles. /not impressed

[QUOTE=Tarrant]Dear Heffty_Smurf,

You have received an infraction at DUNGEONS & DRAGONS ONLINE®: Eberron Unlimited™ Forums.

Reason: Forum Guidelines 1. While participating in the Forums, you must respect the rights of others to participate in the community. To this end you may not harass, defraud, threaten or cause distress and/or unwanted attention to other members or Turbine staff. This includes, but is not limited to: Posting with the intent of provoking another user or users
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"you asked the absolutely most noobiest (putting a tm on that word) question of all time lol. All of the noob guilds should form a circle around your toon and make you their leader lol"
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
[post]2820051[/post]
[quote][QUOTE=Rossaengland;2819902]See i havent played that long i started a trial a year ago and just left it at that, just picked it back up recently and this was the first time i grouped, thats mainly because i got a life and cant really play that much but thanks for trolling nerd.[/QUOTE]

hey man dont get upset at me because you asked the absolutely most noobiest (putting a tm on that word) question of all time lol. All of the noob guilds should form a circle around your toon and make you their leader lol. Read the comments here, people really thought you were joking thats how bad that question was. Are you kidding me lol "nerd" if your definition of nerd means someone that can figure out what one of the most basic elements to this game and things in general are, then u are correct im a nerd lol.

I can only imagine what you were thinking when people would use the rest shrine and u were sitting there going "hmmm.....i wonder what that pink shrine right next to the rest shrine does? it says resurection shrine, gee wilikers I have no idea what that would mean..." lol. here is a tip when you get to higher levels, and because turbine doesnt want people to feel bad about themselves, they have made it possible for you to do so, if you die and a cleric casts a raise dead spell on you, all u have to do is click accept and you will come back to life, dont recall[/quote]

All the best,
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS ONLINE®: Eberron Unlimited™ Forums[/QUOTE]

lol argo's worst cleric zennderick, from EDTL, grows a set of internet balls. Im guessing he doesnt

Handee — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:40:00 GMT

(Party): [Party] Zenndrick: well guys its been a pleasure but I am not running with an @#$%&*! like this, i have never had complains before

(Tell): You tell zenndrick, bu bye now

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, you a oiece of shit angry complaing , whing bastard do us all a favor and die in RL 'im surprised you dont hear yourself, you sould like such a little bitch

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, lol tell me how u really feel? u seem very witty

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, your a waste of human flesh, stop breathing

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, i apreciate ur tough guy persona it amuses me

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, who came in crying, Im not tanking, Im not doing this Im not doing that, Zenndrick suck, what a bitch man really, I have no doubts someone will whop you good in RL sooner than later, mark my words

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick lol im that good that i can say something like that, my reputation for being a great player preceeds me and they were happy that i was hear to recognize that our cleric situation was poor ask your guild leader she is a big fan of mine lol i did in fact run with you and you were an embarrassment and are at the top of all of the aok bad cleric lists sorry truth is tough

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, name the quest

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, shroud

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, my guild lol

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, your full of it I never fail shroud, maybe back in the day but not now at all

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, im sorry but if youre going to continue to cry im gonna have to refer you to my no socializing with emos policy

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, maybe you are a legend in your own mind? who gives a shit what u do lmao

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, of course u didnt fail lol the aces dont fail we could do it without clerics if need be but that doesnt mean u werent terrible

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, I think you are a weird person first of if u kep a list, grow up man before someone hurts you in Rl really

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, lol be a man and u come do it

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, lmao im ovwer 6 feet tall and over 200 boy you cant handle this trust me anyways tough talk like you said from behind computer

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, lol if i was wearing boots id be shaking in them put your money where your mouth is i live in Massachusetts 25 minutes south of Boston when can we meet tough guy

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, hmm Im in New York whenever u want

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, lol get in your car lol come to MA and im ready to go, u wanna talk tough lets see you back it up

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, lmao come to NY bich I dont fight to fight, you come here u dont come back

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, lol thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard lol, ur the one with the problem, i just chalk u up to a loser with a terrible cleric but u wanna be tough ill be right here waiting , ur the one hoping someone will teach me a lesson in rl lets see

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, its gonna happen man, you just dont see it coming with your attitude 'someone will f u up there is no doubt

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, lol keep hoping tough girl

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, just wish I was the one to do it but your to scared to come here 'ill tell you what, you must come here now and then send me a tell nect time your here and i promise I will crack u in the jaw. 'My name is Handee and i like to tell other people they are shit so i can feel better, waaaa.guess tough talker has had enough, since your not coming here come to the tavern and let me whip your ass there anytime

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, na im in vod u should try it sometime its fun

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, i did two days ago no problems, im in hound now, cya at taveren later if u have the balls

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, and i wont be in ny anytime soon im not impressed with crackwhores, illegal aliens or losers in thier moms basements, guess which one you are?

(Tell): Zenndricktells you, somehow I am sure I am not the first player you have a mental challenge with' 'come to taveren later and lets see who crappy Paly boy lol you think people respect you? the way you put down other people? of course not, your pathetic dont think your intellegent enough to look from an outside perspectice though

(Tell): You tell, right and i should care what u think why? lol

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, its not about me,I can just see your going to have a shitty life the way u treat people, sad

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick,thats hillarious lol maybe if your lucky ill marry your mom and teach you a few lessons about life. then id have to leave because shes too beat up for me

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, ahh, another flawless hound victory, want some references? come on do you? they will tell u how awesome I was. and now its time for VOD yay.

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, im sorry i stopped talking to you awhile ago, isnt it time for mommy to tuck u in?

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, im sorry i stopped talking to you awhile ago, isnt it time for mommy to tuck u in?

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, whees my apology? no probelms in hound. doind VOD now if there are no problems here i am going to bend u over'

(Tell): Zenndrick, lol i knew u had a crush on me but im sorry i dont like me go bend over some other guy lol

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, IM GONNA BEND U OVER WHEN I COMPLETE A FLAWLESS VICTORY HERE

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, lol wow u are impressive u can cleric the hound, spoken like a true loser

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, ok when I complete VOD get the vasiline ready

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, u know what my favorite part of the nite was? when u demanded they boot me cuz i told them u suck and nobody responded to you so u slinked away with ur pud in your hands lol i told you your not my type lol maybe in ny they like a lot of man on man but thats not my thing i realize that u couldnt get laid by a woman in a whorehouse with 100 dollar bills hanging out of your fly but really lol

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, only one person can boot, but think about it really, your talking, over a mic, and cutting someone down, how many people thought you were an asshole...lol, can you contiplate that? of course not, you are ignorant to your own shameful mouth. I complete VOD your bending over and taking it it's ok, when you get a ittle older /r come to the Taveren Handee let me hand your ass to u where are u I dont see u in the Taveren you wuss. cmon wuss right in front of u lets go

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, lol im too busy putting this on the front page of my guild site lol everyone will be laughing at your expense shortly lol

(Tell): Zenndricktells you, omg you are the leader of your guild and you act like that...now I really am embarassed for u omg im stunned, really that caught me offguard' you need to learn leadership man, wow, im out you should be embaressed if u put that up for partaking in it, yet you don't see it, amazing

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, lol this is gonna be hilarious, you should check it out, it will be on guildportal, lol a lot of other guilds in the game check us out too u will be the laughingstock of the server cya genius

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, no tahanks lol, I have better things to do, and I wont lose any sleep over it lol, I can always join a grp, you arent a legend bro, only in your mind

Tell): You tell Zenndrick, ol u wont be able to join many good groups lol not when this gets seen lol

(Tell): Zenndrick tells you, lol whatever man, this isnt my life this is yours, and again, i wont have any problems finding a grp, my nice try

(Tell): You tell Zenndrick, hope u enjoy playing with second rate players, but for you those would be good players compared to your shit cleric

Kahzadoom, what a joke

Handee — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:35:00 GMT

Well here is a little story about one ofArgos biggest losers....Kahzadoom. Sitting in Amrath and he logs onto ledhead:

(Emote): Ledhead laughs at Jokie.

(Tell): You tell ledhead, 'nice armor, u look to be all set for mod 5' (he wears the white drgon scale....classic)

he logs off and logs onto a new toon:

(Emote): Trapdoor laughs at Jokie.

(Tell): You tell trapdoor, 'i remember when i didnt have nice gear either, it was the first month the game went live'

he logs back onto leadhead:

(Emote): Ledhead laughs at Jokie.

(Tell): You tell ledhead, 'must be tough being a drunk'

(Tell): Ledhead tells you, 'yep 60 str keep laughing laugh at u'

(Emote): Ledhead laughs

(Tell): Ledhead tells you, 'by by d bag laugh'

(Tell): You tell Ledhead, 'lol 60 str with a choker hitting 60 for 5 second lol ive seen your build on myddo.com i wouldnt brag if i were u'

and then like the cowardly pussy faggot that he is he logged out. so i sent him this information:

i wouldnt brag if i were you, people can check on your build now and see how bad they are. here are the links to you toons

http://my.ddo.com/character/argonnessen/ledhead/

http://my.ddo.com/character/argonnessen/trapdoor/

http://my.ddo.com/character/argonnessen/kahzadoom/

by the way here is the link to our guild website, you should check it out we usually have some interesting stuff on there.

http://www.guildportal.com/Guild.aspx?GuildID=310785&TabID=2605293

Handee gets blacklisted by wraithlight

Handee — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:19:00 GMT

(Tell): You tell wraithlight, 'hey if you have issues with anyone in my guild dont send tibb tells send them to the guild leader

(Tell): Wraithlight tells you, 'who is that'

(Tell): You tell Wraithlight, 'me bwahahahahahahahaha'

(Tell): Wraithlight tells you, 'you couldnt lead a lemming over a cliff'

(Tell): Wraithlight tells you, 'you have serious self esteem problems'

(Tell): You tell Wraithlight, 'lol were all having a good chuckle right now but thanx for playing really

(Tell): Wraithlight tells you, 'dont bother me one more jerk blacklisted'

(Tell): You tell Wraithlight, 'was good running with a needy gimp like you, take care now :)'

Complaint about a guild member

Handee — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:34:00 GMT

This is from Tamariul the guild leader of the Ebberon Dwarf tossing League

Hello, I am the guild leader for the Eberron Dwarf Tossing League and tonight one of my Officers was treated very poorly by one of your members by the name of Maggieann. My officer joined your members LFM and upon saying that he had never run the quest was immediately removed from the party without warning. The LFM never stated that expierenced players was what they were looking for. I felt it was better to bring the complaint to you, rather then making a huge deal out of it. I understand if your members was only looking for expierenced players but he could have warned my member that he was going to remove him and look for someone else. I just wanted to bring this to your attention.

-Tamariul

This is the response I sent him

ah ty for bringing this to my attention, I will speak to the guildie and congratulate him on doing the right thing. He will be spoken too and rewarded for upholding the guild values. considering that no one i know is paying thier subscription for the oportunity to be a babysitter or teacher, i feel maggieann did the right thing. if you or your guildie is upset by that fact then to be honest that isnt my responsibility. in fact you being such an esteemed guild leader may want to teach your guildies yourself, or you could choose the other option and cry to a bully's guild leader. Either way i dont care. it was nice chatting with you, we will have to do it again some time. ur pal handee.

mod 7 release notes and collectable crafting info

Handee — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:57:00 GMT

http://compendium.ddo.com/wiki/Release_Notes_Module_7_Official

DDO Forum Sites

Handee — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:45:00 GMT

http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=175585 Guild Posting

http://forums.ddo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=12 Argo Forum

http://forums.ddo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=59 Argo Marketplace

http://compendium.ddo.com/wiki/Compendium_Home Compendium