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Forums : Alliance Open Role-Play Forum > Me itchy Dwarven arse....
Bramshackle (Applicant) 9/29/2010 12:13 PM EST : Me itchy Dwarven arse....

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I think I'ma goin' mad! So there I was... makin' me way back to the tranquility of home from a 2 week expedition. It'd been raining for more days than I cared to count, and let me tell ya, this old dwarf's bones were aching and me skin was chafing if you know what I'ma gettin at here. I'll just say that the new "improved" scale mail that an old friend of mine had made me was none too forgiving in the nether regions. I will give him credit however that the hinged back flap on me buttocks was an improvement over his last experimental armor piece. Oh what a disaster that last set o' armor was. Good ol' Dagan, as a human apparently was quite unaware of the extra room needed for us dwarves in the crotch area. I can understand the misconception... after all, some would assume that the name DWARF would imply small in all areas... well... not this dwarf hahehah ( Laughs for an extended amount of time making the already uncomfortable topic even more awkward ) So getting back to the obvious issue with prototype armor set 1. It'd be like stuffing a cabbage into a thimble. So I explained the situation to my dear friend and he claimed that he had solved the problem. To his credit he spent a good month makin' improvements on the previous armor set and I set out a couple weeks back to return the old set and pick up the new. Well I could say there were some nice improvements indeed. Plenty o' room for good ol' Golonagoth... hahah that's me nick name for him HAHAHEHAHA ( Yet again more uncomfortable laughter ). With the issue solved I set out for home. So as  I was traveling through the bogs of Nimra, a days walk from my home, I had to take care of some business. So I opened the flap in the back and proceeded to do what needed doing, when suddenly I felt what seemed to be a thousand tiny needles in my massive yet firm cheeks. Oh by the gods! What in the nine hells is going on? I cried out. Little did I know it was breeding time for the anus biting fleas of Nimra. And boy did they ever find a breeding ground upon me arse! They bit and dug and scratched this dwarf until I nearly passed out from the itching and burning, and itching... and did I mention itching!? These bloody creatures are indeed the work of the dark one. So that was my week... how was yours?

OOC: Well guys if you're in need of an annoying yet sometimes funny dwarf in your guild please let me know... I am new to DDO but I do enjoy role play and I am quite experienced in MMORPG's. Please contact me sometime!

Thanks,
Bram
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Lanaliathe (Officer) 9/29/2010 6:14 PM EST : RE: Me itchy Dwarven arse....
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((Sounds uncomfortable...

Well, if you would like to be considered, there is a link at the top of the page for you to submit an in-character application.  We'll take a look at it and try to meet you in-game for some RP!))

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