Welcome to Hypermanual

Hypermanual was based on the idea that..... oh forget about it. You know, it's the same thing with every guild. "We want to be a family oriented guild", "we will help our members progress through WoW so we can become a raiding guild," or "we have a tabard and 2 bank slots".

Really. You have a tabard and a bank slot! Holy Zombie Oil Tycoon Jesus on a pogo stick! And a bank slot! Well slap my ass and call me Sally Jupiter!

Oh we will help you gear up alright. As long as the core members of the group have an open slot in there "all day Heroic runs". Which you will go on one because of your lack-luster (insert class role) abilities. Than they will say, well we are going to take a little break. Only to your dismay they pick up the 23 year old, helmet wearing, loud mouth who always yells something on Vent/TS right after you turn up the volume because he was whispering the whole time.

Well, we are not like that. We will not go out of our way to help you progress. We are not your mommies. Sitting, hands folded together with a little wet wipe for your runny nose after something goes wrong. I do not pay for your account, so I will not level your character for you. That is your job. You pay, you play. I will however ask if you want to run something and if you are unable to do your job in that group, you will be replaced. Granted as long as you can press buttons on a keyboard, you will do just fine.

Let's face it. What's wrong with this world? Besides hypocrisy around every turn and woman popping out babies by the dozen? Guilds. That's right. Guilds. Every server has thousands of them. From Hardcore to Alt Bank for their Alt's Alt. Do we need this many people running around with a tag under their clever Unicode ridden names?

No

Nope

No we don't. What we need to do is condense these unwanted abortions of player creation into larger guilds so more people can have a larger pool