However you spell it... Anyway... The world isn't fair... Nor are the people in it... Something we should take into consideration next time we trust people we think are on our side. Over the past few days a menace arose. It came from our favorite little bull... It seems there's little things he won't do... Our glorious leaders Jeggered and Itametehbst took it upon themselves to reach out and resolve the issues with Lil'. They offered a deal with Lil', if he dispanded his guild and renamed it they would not have them brought to justice by Blizzard. They offered a generous amount of gold to help rebuild just so that there would be no hard feelings. Lil' promtly removed all gold from his guild's bank and after accepting Jeggered's payment, he promptly left the guild taking the money with him. A lesson to our guildies, be careful who you trust, we have limitations, we have trust, our ranks aren't corrupted by greed or revenge. A source stated that Lil' attempted to cover his tracks by saying that his account got hacked and he didn't remember any of it. But why then? Luck isn't that blind, the world not that perfect. Be careful when dealing with him. He is not to be trusted. We're lucky to have removed him before he set his sights on our equipment. But let no one bring you fear... Stay in the light and you cannot be harmed by the shadow.

Assassins of the Light has had its fair share of Dawson's Creek kinda shit... Our most recent entry in our saga of people that take shit too seriously... Good old Lilbullparad... After what seems like years of non stop begging and pleading for the grants of others, Mr. parad was finaly booted... Go team... Afterward he set out on a mission... A mission to dismantle AL with a swift offence... The answer? Start a guild named Assassins of the dark... Sounds like something out of Bizzaro world... Anywhich-what-the-fuck Lil has attempted to recruit our buddy Vishor to the dark side... If this should happen to any of you aswell remember these key hints:
[1] He'll probably say anything... He got his feelings hurt
[2] He said it best himself "Itametehbst said everyone hates me"... and you should
[3] Crossing sides will result in swift punishment... Every waking moment will be full of pain and torment as we constantly follow you and do stuff. Black out squads are very real... The rumors are true.
[4] You'd be a fool to beleive his efforts won't crash and burn.

Anyways thats it for this situation. If you'd like more information on his guild I'm sure you can find it on wow armory which is conveniantly linked in our guild roster.

Assassins of the Light is issueing a new incentive program! It's called guild member of the week. Each week Jeggered will count up the votes that you send him in the mail, and we'll pick the guild member of the week. Get cool stuff, twink gear, and gold from Jeggered, Holy, Masticus, and Vishor while they do whatever the hell it is they do! 

Guild member of the week's prizes will vairy depending on the current auction house economy, raid ratios, and questing surplus.

And you thought BRD kicked ass? Well hold on tight, cause we got ourselves a new dungeon to destroy. We've stumbled into LBRS, level range 57-60, 56 may apply but its not gonna be easy. As always we're running instances pretty much daily for our higher levels, so make sure you level as much as possible to get in on the action! Group dynamics is always important so I'm including Vishor's tips for safe family fun:
[1] Inspect! Always shift-click someones name to check their level and class before you invite them. Take a level 10 the WC and your gonna be at each other's throats the whole time.
[2] Communication! If even one person has a mic have everyone turn on voice, mics are great for instant info, typing takes precious secound that can be the difference between getting that kick ass sword you wanted and wiping the entire team.
[3] Cooperate! Make sure everyone knows their job, make sure everyone knows each other's playing style, we've all been to the lowbie dungeons, we've all seen lowbie mistakes, people get turned off to dungeons because of ill cooperation.

And thats pretty much it. FIGHT WIN PREVAILE!

Our numbers may not be as sharp as they were back in the days where booting was frequent, friends were betrayers, and guildbanks were trash cans, but our strength has never been... stronger... Focus must remain, we're all doing great on participating and helping each other, goods and gold flow with relative easy from person to person who needs it, services are lended, and more then a couple members now have awesome glowing weapons! Instances have begun to become a nightly occurance with our glories leader, and his assosiates. In short just keep fighting, winning, and recruiting as we march on to world conquest!