Tired of carebears and people who want a world full of puppies and
candy caines? Join Croms Regime and be yourself earn your status and
play some hardcore PVP.
I added links to definitions because it seems some guilds have
their own "versions" of these words. This way you can destinguish or
definition from theirs.
Why join Crom's Regime?
-Small friendly guild make to form team-based
-Play with other skilled players such as yourself
a rule-based guild (PVP when and where you please)
a carebear guild
Why Crom's Regime needs YOU
player to group with
-Make us proud
to be a Crom!
-Give options to our PVP team make-up
within the guild
-Experience alternate ways to play classes and PVP in groups
-Because we want only the best, and thats YOU
Your probably asking, "Where are all the flashy texts and colored
banner, Vic?" We don't need no ****ing eyecandy to get good players!
Eyecandy is for the weak who join flashy guilds to look like they have
skill! I've been told zerg recruiting is to weed out the good players
through trial and error... BULLSHIT its to advertise your guild to more
lame players so you can win with numbers instead of skill. If you want
in on Croms you better bet your ass your gonna get tested!
Whiners in OOC? Gank them
Weenerz in OOC? Gank Dem!
Level 80 thinks hes tough? Gank him!
People camping quest mobs? Gank them! Then kill the mob.
Someone made fun of yo mama? Gank him!
And when all the ganking is done join the PVP games and game with some objective!
We in Croms Regime don't believe "being nice in real life" makes a good
guildy. We believe that having skill and being a team player is what
the games about. Thus we accept people with slight personality
disorders! You won't be kicked from the guild for having a "Bad Mouth"
or "Bad Attitude". This is a mature
game folks, you want a worker's environment then stay after hours at work were the rules are enforced strictly.
Croms Regime is a selective guild. We only take players who can prove
their worth in PVP. There are simple tests to join by request. Most
will be invited through observation in PVP minigames.
So what are you waiting for? You happy with a guild leader who formed
his/her guild merely to excerpt control over you to have a large
e-peen? Then join Crom and get promoted just for being an awesome
player and not for being an awesome assmunching brown-noser! Upon
joining you are immediately promoted because if you get in you already
proven yourself. When I say promoted I don't mean you get a lousy rank
up to keep you in, I mean high ranking; take nearly complete control of
your new guild and enjoying the same luxuries as those buttmunching
guild leaders who only let their girlfriends play with the high level
So why are you still reading this? Afraid of getting pwned? Not enough
self esteem to test yourself? Or maybe you become to use to having your
head so far up your guild leader's ass that you forgot what the outside
world looks like! Its time to pull out of your recession and into AWESOMENESS
P.S. I know there going to be a load of trolls all over this post and
by the time everyone done its going to look like a troll flame raid.
Truthfully I don't care what you have to say. Badmouth my guild all you
want and if your a good PVP badmouth it then come test yourself! I'm
always happy to have a challenge!
Also don't list this guild in the official guild list. I can't have my
guild name be made a mockery of by sticking between any of those lame
ass guild names like "Kandy Korn" and "The Evil Bandits".
Why Crom's is here, and why it wants to grow
Truth be told Crom's was made to try the guild setting in AoC. Having
sucessful guilds in other MMORPGs we decided we just wanted to give
this system a test then join the guild right for us (By us
I mean me and a friend). After fiddling with the guild settings and
seeing how things worked we decided it was time to lend our services
and support to another guild... Thats when it hit us, the lack of
requirements to form a guild spawned many single person guilds with
lame names who were trying to do what they couldn't do in a game with
guild formation requirements, make a guild and get people to join! Many
of these guilds you will see on the forums advertising. Some so much
that there have been posts asking advertisements to stop. So why do I
advertise here? We'll its as much of a displeasure with the current
guilds thread as it is a recruitment thread. Unlike the other guilds we
don't take everyone. We've even had a few guilds form who took the idea
of being selective. Despite the fact that they got this from our guild
i congratulated them on their accomplishment and wished them luck in
becoming a great guild. Personally I'd like to see a few big LEGIT
selective guilds instead of all these zerg guilds. So Crom's is still
here and wanting to help you have the guild you've always wanted. A
guild were everyone is equal in rank and you won't be kicked or demoted
for mocking a officer's girlfriend on vent!
So there you have it. Crom's is small and insignificant and if you know
the name you probably been owned by us a few times or owned us at a mid
level or noob area with your camping level 80. So will Crom's grow or
just be another random guild you see on the scoreboard. Will you add to
the zerg rush or become a indivual united under the same fortress,
choice is yours...