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FLOWER PHILOSOPHY

If he's killing monsters at a rate faster than you can, there is no way he can be happy (as a Happy Flower your happiness is at least 10x that of a mere commoner), and therefore he is making himself unhappy. It is your job to put an end to this mindless slaughter of monsters. (by mindlessly slaughtering him)

You are the #1 PvP'er on the server.
Every PvP encounter must be backed up by at least 30 minutes of smacktalk.
The /shout channel is reserved only for smacktalk (see above)
During any PvP encounter you must take screenshots of each kill, edit out anything that might damage your reputation, and post them to every messageboard you can find (wow related messageboards or not, it doesn't matter. Everyone must know you are the #1 PvPr.)
Any PvP related death is NOT your fault. If a player manages to kill you, it's your job to play it down as a cheap shot, or to accuse your killer of cheating. Those damn cheating, cheap shot pansies!
Be sure to /petition any cheaters (e.g. people that killed you). See above.
If someone says or does something to make you angry behind the anonymity of their character, you are allowed to use one of these three comebacks to make yourself feel better:
1. "u r a gay faggot"
2. "ur probably a nerd wiht reel thick glasses and get beat up at sckool"
3. "u r just a n00bie and play with no honor!"

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