"What can I say, I'm down with the Dogg," admitted Mandie last night after it came to light that she was the one putting Snoop Dogg on the Guild Hall music system.

Shocked guildmates quickly came to her defense, totally understanding the hypnotic nature of his music, "I have to admit, I listen to some Fergie, from time to time" revealed Sedayen.

Suddenly, everyone took a step away from Sedayen.  "What?  Fergie rules!"

Mandie's hidden addiction will be treated by specialists such as Chlorr and Jonwinnie who will undo the damage with massive doses of ABBA and The Village People.  "Should only take a few weeks of constant exposure," revealed Jonwinnie as Chlorr set up a special chair with numerous leather straps.

Will Mandie be cured of her addiction?  Only time will tell.
 

It looks like Halflings are winning the poll for most tasty of the shorter races.  It's still close, however as Dark Elves are a close second.

Chlorr Merxadrus said, "It's only to be expected that Halflings are tastiest.  All they do is eat pie and drink ale all day.  Excellent self marinating creatures."

Aude Sapere is pleased to announce the confirmation of its fourth guild leader: Mandie Mourningdew.  Miss Mourningdew had little comment but promised to continue in the successful guild's policy of no-holds-barred fun.  

In other news, outgoing leader, Dotlbe, promoted Chlorr to Officer.