Let it be known that forbidden love is wrong, and should not be tolerated as if it could be tolerated it wouldn't be forbidden! Or you will be gifted with many many stab wounds and be turned into icesickles to boot. Romulo and Julianne learnt this the hard way.

The members of Boom proved their mettle by continuing to fight and not falling from their chairs in laughter at the awful lines and amusing squeels of the two love noobs. Eventually, after killing both of them too many times to count (or 3) they finally went down and died alongside each other. This is about as romantic as it was allowed to get!

Well done Boom, another event completed, keep it up!

/Raz

As luck would have it, as soon as I start doing the news again bosses start dropping one after the other! This time it was the Curator, a cunning robot (damn robots can go die in a hole) who has a nice voice but kind of zaps you into pieces of roasted cow. His claims that we were not permitted in his area were of course ignored by the Boom members, who didn't give a shit what he said.

Let it be known that the mad robot (I don't like them much) was no pushover, never before in my life (and I hope this applies to others) have I been more pissed off with adds in a fight, the stupid things would not stop moving (until zenchi was a burnt ball of fur that is). However, a bit of gung-ho and the odd tactic or 2 worked, with the soaky sponge (the late sylanna and her replacement father christmas) and an awful lot of dps movement destroyed the robot (did I mention I hate robots?) Gratz to yours truly on his nice ring and an even bigger gratz to Eldarath on his first tier 4 piece for the guild! /cheer! Even if he can't face the right sodding way for a picture...

So another boss down, which marks our progress into Karazhan moving at an alarming rate. We even moved on to the library, where we found lots of neat books, one which unfortunately revealed me for my true form! *woof* *woof*

We then tried out The Shade of Aran, lets not mention that how that panned out though. Good job guys, and don't let me go redundant!

/Raz

And so the wolf sat brooding in his hovel, thinking of his revenge upon little red riding hood. He wanted revenge for how the little tart had humiliated him by holding him off until the woodcutter sliced him up like a MS warrior on an innocent rogue. With the constant thoughts of how worthless he was, he joined the MMORPG world and brought his scheme into action. With the easily tampered with armour values of WoW he could buff up his armour and survive any axe thrust at him...

But of course he didn't count on the cutters of Boom, who are so 'ard, they use hand grenades for their chopping. Tonight Boom took on the Big bad wolf and gave him a good old kicking, despite the numerous attempts by him to gobble up our gnomerized members. He commenced the fight with his fabulous line "all the better to own you with!" and thus began the grand battle, ending with an awful lot of yelping from him until both his tails fell off, and us stealing his phat lewt. Piet didn't seem to quite get the battle was over tho and continued to flee like the cowardly cow he is!

Piet may claim that it was a dc, but you all know how very trustworthy I am *evil eye*

More to the point, congratz to Celestella on his cloak and to Oogle on the spaulders that they each recieved for putting wolfie down!

Hopefully, with our newfound ability to stand in a straightline for a picture, we will be able to take this old bad boy down past the 40 something % mark! Of course we'll need some more arcane resistance for the job too, so get collecting folks!

Great raid guys, and keep at it!

/Raz

Raz is back on the news! (Bad news for some)

In an amazing flurry of tanking, healing and dpsing the Boom group downed the Maiden of Virtue tonight! Her clean thoughts and insistance on us being good little hordies was no match for our corrupt and filthy minds (or mine at least, don't know about my guildies). Gratz to sant on his sharding of the stupid totem and on Osi (I hope it was Osi :P) on his clothie bits!


After she was destroyed, myself and a few of the other lets say 'morally flexible' members set about removing her virtue, but came up against a steel set of knicks, and she then proceeded to dissapear! We'll be back to kill you again Maiden, and we'll bring power tools!

And to top of the night we went and kicked the crap out of Moroes (who is NOT me on steroids) which was also done well. Our lovely guild leader even showed her happiness of the kill by commanding 'don't heal the garotted ones, just let them die!'

Bad jokes aside, Nice job guys and lets keep killing Karazhan!

/Raz